Thursday, October 25, 2012

Galvanized Trash Cans


“You should build a little shed or buy one of those plastic rubbish bins from Home Depot
  to hide your trash in.”

She said.

“I don’t wanna hide my trash.”

I replied.

“I like looking at the metal cans...I’m a holdout...nobody else around here has metal cans...
  they all have plastic.   I like the way they sound when I drag them on the concrete and 
  clunk them down at the curb...metal cans are a lost art...reminds me of when I lived in the
  city...except they had holes bored through them and were linked together by a length of 
  heavy guage steel link chain, bolted to the wall. The same kinda chain all of the bikers 
  used, wrapping it around the frame and rims, only to have some pro come along and ice
  their lock and hit it with a hammer, speeding away on their bike moments later.

“The same thing with the trash cans...if they weren’t locked down, they’d disappear. I don’t
  know what metal was worth in those days. People were stealing working pipes just to get
  high. They’d sneak in the basement and turn off the water and heat and steal whatever 
  they could. We’d take turns watching. If we knew the fuckers were down there, we’d get
  the whole building marching down into the basement with baseball bats. It was war.”

“Imagine that.”

I told her.

“Someone fighting off the rats to steal the trash cans?”

“The chains, the address painted sloppily on the side of each can in red paint...it didn’t
  matter! If you weren’t looking, those cans disappeared!’

“I don’t hafta paint no numbers or addresses on those cans. Out here, nobody wants
  metal cans. They prefer plastic.”

“Imagine that?”

I asked her.

“Some poor sonuvabitch stealing trash cans.”

“Yet, it was an epidemic.”

“Nah.”

I finally answered her.

“I like the to look at my trash cans there by the side of the house.”

“I like the clatter that they make early in the morning when the crew comes by. Scattering
  dark silent birds into the 5AM orange sky.”

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Perfect



She liked me
Because I was a bad boy
Until I jumped on the hood
Of her shiny red Trans Am
Shouting that I loved her.

I thought she was perfect.

She was flawlessly beautiful.

Pristine olive skin
Brown eyes
Sturdy facial contours
Manicured hair and nails
High end lingerie
Purchased from a boutique
Worn over a supple
Hewed body
Maintained at a gym.

She smelled wonderful
Like a mysterious high end call girl
From the Upper East Side.

But that love ended
Ubruptly
That night.

Me 
The bad boy
In leather and chrome
And heavy boots
Professing his heartfelt feelings
For her ideal
On the hood of her car
In a parking lot
In Hoboken.

I didn’t see her again
Until we were in court.

Me 
Laughingly 
Representing myself.

Her with her well-appointed lawyer
Suing me for the small
Impression
That I left on the hood of her car.

She
Sat there twenty feet away.

No love for me whatsoever.

We were strangers then.

She
Still a perfectly maintained
Bitch.

She was probably fucking her lawyer
I thought.

She never paid for anything.

I knew firsthand.

And
Me
Still the bad boy
Telling the judge
That

“Yes.”

“I did it.”

And
That

“This bitch sitting in front of you will never know anything about love.”

I said it with conviction.

More for her
Than the judge.

Neither gave a shit.

I had to write out a check
Right there
In the courtroom
For damage
Including court costs
And lawyers fees.

And I’m sure it bounced
At least once.