Wednesday, December 31, 2014

dIRT eATER



All of her plants had first names

She’d water them
And pluck their dead leaves

She’d coo 
To them
Carressing them
As she stared out the window
At the silent 
Railroad tracks

Their dirt smelled good

She couldn’t help herself
Taking a pinch of soil
From each pot
Putting it in her mouth
Chewing slowly
Enjoying
The earthy loam

She was a spinster
Spending all of her time alone
In her apartment
With her topiaries
Succulents
Herbs
And palms

She ate the dirt daily

She thought about it while at work

Sometimes
Pressing her tongue to her teeth
During the busride
Working out any remains
Of potting soil
As the other commuters
Worked on coffee
Or breakfast
Paying her
No attention


Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Dog Dung



There’s more cop beatings
And killings.

It’s in the news every day now.

As if to take away
From all of the other 
Unjust shit
That 
You
Have to deal with
On the daily.

Life has become so difficult.

Maybe it always was.

I’m walking 
In the cold dark rain
With my senior dog
Wondering
How I will take care of him
When the time arises.

When he’s really old.

My insurance won’t cover it.

I have no money.

I lose sleep over 
Thinking about how 
I will take care of even myself.

I bend over with a bag
In the light of my iPhone.

I search in the wet grass
For his stools
And pick his shit up.

Because I know
There are cops 
Out there 
That will shoot first
If you don’t 
Pick up your dog’s
Doo-doo.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Dead Man’s Suit

I’m at a tailor in my town.
Waiting to have my suit altered.

The shop
Has been here forever
Unchanged
I’m sure.

A somewhat tacky
Slightly uncomfortable pink painted inside
Sparingly decorated 
With some second or third hand 
Furniture.

Just a few vinyl-leather benches 
And a laminated desk
Really.

An anonymous woman
Stands on a carpeted box
In the center 
Of the wall-to-wall 
Carpeted room.

The tailor kneels
In front of her.

“No, no honey! Look straight ahead!”
She said in her thick accent.

She appears to be in her mid-forties.

A jet-black haired Romanian gypsy.

She is the ony life
In the shop.

She sticks pins
In her mouth 
And in the base 
Of the gown 
That the woman 
Is wearing.

She tells the woman
To go get changed
And writes a receipt
Up on paper.

Old school.

There is no computer.

When the woman returns
The tailor 
Adds her gown
To the several racks
Behind her desk.

“Two weeks!”
She commanded
And gave her a firm date.

“You can try it on here to see if you like.”

“And Honey...I don’t take the credit cards. Cash only.”

She nods to me
And tells me 
To go into the same closet
And change.

Which I do.

When I come out
She instructs me

“Sweetie!”

“Get up there!”

Gesturing to the box
In the middle of the room.

“Oh my god!  Sweetie, that’s a beautiful suit!”

I can’t argue with her.

It looks good in her mirrors.

I’m wearing 
A top-tier
Hugo Boss 
Finest-Virgin-Wool
Number
Designed by
Baldessarini.

The label shows
That it was
Client-made
For my friend’s father
Who was a high profile lawyer
In Philly.

He died
And I ended up 
With one of his suits.

She showed me
Where she was going
To tuck in the sides
Of the jacket.

It really did look better.

She could see my half-smile.

“That looks really good, right sweetie?”

I nodded in confirment.

It was while she was determining
How she was going to take in
The pants

That the door-chime rang
And the front door to the store
Opened.

A beaten man walked in.

He had a gimp leg.

He shuffled in and closed the door.

His skin was yellow.
His hair silver and greasy.

He was dirty from the world outside.

He placed a filthy orange parka coat 
On the desk.

Without missing a beat
The tailor walked over and picked up the coat
Inspecting it.

“I need the zipper fixed.”
He drawled.
“Winter’s coming.”

He had broken teeth
And his right hand 
Was all fucked up.

She inspected the zipper.

“Well...”
She said.
“If I can just fix it, it’ll be ten dollars.  If I have to replace it, it’ll be sixteen...”

“Fine, fine.”
Came out of him.

She wrote his name and phone number 
Down on a receipt.

He didn’t want to take  
His fucked up right hand
From his pocket
Out of embarrassment
Taking the receipt
With his left.

“Two weeks Sweetie.”

She gave him a firm date.

She called him 
‘Sweetie’
Too.

The tailor came back to me
And finished up
With the pants.

When she gave me my receipt
Telling me the same two week eta
And that she only took cash...

I asked her...

“Is that guy that was just in here a repair or a replacement?”

“I don’t know until I look at it.”
She replied.

“Well then. Consider it a replacement.”
I said
And handed her a twenty.

“You can put the difference towards my suit.”

“Just don’t tell him who it was from.”

I looked at her knowingly.

I’ll be there on the exact date
Specified on her receipt
With 
Cash.

And she better
Call
Me 
‘Sweetie’.

I think she has it
In her.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

This Bitter Earth



It starts with the warmth
Of a piano
Then the sensitive swing
Of an upright bass
And brushes on percussion

And finally

Your voice 

Strong
Emotive
Graceful
Honest
Intuitive

“This bitter earth...”

I listen to you sing
While I drive
Under the sun
Filtering through 
Colorful leaves

You phrasing the words

“What good is love...Mmmmmmmm...That no one shares...”

The four instruments
Dance around each other

Ne plus ultra

As my tears 
Begin to fall

“Today you’re young...Too soon you’re old...”

Oh
You’ve sang this song before

Perhaps
In a past life

You own it with majesty

And like your old man

Dinah Washington and Clyde Otis
Would be so proud

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Oral Sex



Though it’s rarely been hung
On a museum wall

Properly

Nor the walls of a prestigious
Uptown gallery

There is no finer art
To behold

To marvel at

To succumb to

Vauxhall (Victorian Pleasure Garden) (1819)



Ramo Sami
Was quite the figure
To behold
As he surveyed the grounds
Of the great park.

His dark brown skin
Swathed in the purest of white
Flowing robes
With a matching turban.

Several 
Simple gold rings
Adorned both his 
Fingers and toes.

He set up for his performance
Just outside of a cafe
Where they served a strong punch
Charcuterie, fresh bread, olives and cheese.

He marked his stage area 
With a colorful thin wool carpet
That he brought from back home.

Ramo Sami looked past 
The shadows
Of some wire walkers
Performing
In one of the gardens
Focusing on the details
Of an ornate
Hot air balloon
As it ascended
Into the early evening sky
With pleasure seekers and lovers
Intent on 
Having an exciting view
Of the South Bank
Of the River Thames.

A grand Turkish tent
Was to his immediate right
As he faced out from the cafe.

Resplendent
With immense tapestries
Rugs and pillows.

It was an inviting refuge
For the amorous
And the prostitutes
That frequented the park.

This was an ideal location
For him to set up
Because of the continual 
Parade of pedestrian traffic
That meandered
Along the paved promenade.

It turned out to be
Quite the pleasant autumn day
After all.

The whispery gossamers
In the surrounding
Well-maintained 
Shrubbery
Or perhaps
Floating in the air.

The scenery tonight
Reminded him
Of when he performed
On the veranda
Of the Shepeard’s Hotel
In Cairo, Egypt.

His profession 
Was regarded as noble
In his native India
Dating back hundreds
Of years.

He performed 
For many crowned heads
Throughout Europe.

Here
Most regarded his trade
As simple entertainment
Or
As to a few elitists
As some shameful kind of pandering.

But it was a living
In England
And the establishment
Paid him well.

He was a conjuror.

A manualist.

Instead of deceiving the eye
He thought of his art
As pleasing to the eye.

Ramo Sami was one of the world’s
Greatest jugglers
Orbiting
Four hollow brass balls
The size of oranges
Between his hands
Then 
Pausing
Them on the top of his bare feet
Or resting them 
In the crook of his neck.

He could volley 
The balls 
Behind his back
As well as in front.

He looked around
At the formal gardens
And exhibit halls.

The roof of the conservatory
In the distance.

Dusk was falling.

The flickering glow
From gas lanterns
Streetlamps
And candles
Warming the park’s interior.

He put on display
His tall wicker basket
Of swords
Of varying lengths
And widths.

For inbetween juggling
He would swallow
Swords
To the audience’s excitement.

He laid out his card tricks
On the carpet.

Mere distractions.

He set up his dinner.

A plate of dry tow
A pepper box 
With ground sulpher and rosin.

Of which he’d light the tow
And with a knife and fork 
Proceed to eat
An inflamed dinner.

Ramo Sami
Prepared
One of the simplest
And one of the most elusive tricks
Right there on the carpet
In front of everybody.

The East Indian Needle Trick.

A feat that showed him
Putting a handful of needles
And a circle of thread 
In his mouth
Only to pull the needles out of his mouth
Entwined every
Several inches
Or so 
Like a clothesline.

He could feel it.

The time was now.

It was perfect.

There was energy in the air.

The mystery of reality
Meets night magic.

He began 
His performance.

He had an hour
Until the fireworks
Began.

He was a master.

It began with four
Hollow brass balls.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Missed Connections

We met at the gangbang - m4w - 34 (Clifton)

We met at the gangbang a few weeks ago at the hotel in Clifton. 
I was guy number nine.
I wrote your phone number on the condom wrapper, but I lost the wrapper the next day.
Sorry, I had a lot to drink the night of the gangbang.
The next morning, I woke up with your tampon in my ear.
What is your phone number again, please?

Monday, October 27, 2014

SM:)LE

"Why dontcha smile Harry?"
The waitress 
Asked him
From behind the counter.

She had just finished
Refilling his coffee.

If he wasn't homeless
He sure appeared to be.

It was also obvious
That he had plenty of reasons
NOT to smile.

Well...
That was it.

That's all it took.

Harry proceeded to get up
From the wobbly chrome counter stool.

He stood there
Unzipped his pants
And whipped his filthy cock out
Filling the vicinity 
With the smell of stale urine.

He then proceeded to spin his prick around
Like a propeller
Looking directly at her
With his crazy eyes
Laughing
Through his greasy
Yellow-grey beard.

"Alright Harry! That's enough!"
She scowled.

"Put that thing away and behave or you're gonna hafta leave!"

She looked around
At the other customers
Surveying them.

Most continued to eat
Undisturbed.

Harry put his meat
Back in his pants
And zippered up.

He then sat back down
On the wobbly stool
And didn't stop
Smiling.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Landscape Painting



I’m a beer or three in
When I start 
To mow the lawn.

To keep things interesting
I take off my shoes
And feel the cool soft 
Verdant grass.

“You’re history!”
I say to the blades.

I start off 
In a straight line 
Along the property’s edge
And upon making a left
At the corner
I decide to get creative.

I turn up the music in my head
And dance barefoot across the open paddock
Loosely sweeping the mower
In fluid abstract manuevers
Not worrying if I cross the same path twice.

It takes longer than normal
But I’m pleased with the results
As I make progress
Not giving a fuck
What the neighbor 
Washing his AUDI
While carefully observing me
Indirectly
Out of the corner of his eye
Thinks.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Autumn 1979



“Hold on”
I said
Focusing.

“Stay still”.

I had my younger brother 
Tied up against a makeshift target
Made from
Stolen plywood
And 2x4’s.

And leftover paint
Appropriated from somewhere...

I smoked way too much pot then
To remember where
I found the red paint.

I threw the first knife.

“JESUS!”
My brother yelled.

“You just missed me!”

“That’s what we want!  There’s at least an inch there!”
I retorted.

“Stop being such a pussy!”

I threw the next knife
And the next.

“Thwip! Thwip!”

I somehow missed him.

When it was 4:30
We would stop practicing
And go inside
To watch Godzilla movies
Or film noir
On WABC-TV
Channel 7
Out of New York.

It wasn’t until 
The next spring
That I really got him.

With a baseball bat.

It wasn’t planned.

It was done without thinking.

I had him standing 
Behind me 
Playing catcher
While I hit outfield shots
Up the hill of our backyard.

I caught him 
On the backswing
Right to the forehead
And the blood
Immediately
Began 
To flow...





Friday, October 10, 2014


New Town





I moved to a house
On a dead end street
At the top of a hill
Looming over 
The dark steel mill
That operates 24 hours a day
In 3 shifts
Seven days a week

The ringing and clanging of metal
The banging of machinery
Echoes loudly
Like the bells of the 
Three churches
In this new town
On Sunday mornings.

There is always a wind on my street.

The woods around me
Are filled with deer
Fox, bear and coyote

In fact
True
The deer are so brazen
They often wander the streets
Like pedestrians
Reading the WSJ
At dusk.

I moved to a new town
That is webbed with
Crooked, narrow roads
Cracking the backs
Of steep inclines
And higher ground.

This new town 
Has a Main Street
That is littered 
With empty vodka bottles
Crushed cigarette butts
And shattered dreams.

A dusty tailor
An ancient upholsterer
A thrift store consignment shop
A grimy launderette

Settle in amongst 
The vacant storefronts
Derelict apartments
Nameless blue-collar businesses
Behind sun-faded
Painted concrete blocks and brick
The sidewalk in pieces.

I moved to a new town
Where the most meticulously kept property
Is the funeral home.

It gives me hope.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Meehns (Aube Reworks Maurizio Bianchi Vol 2)



I am in an alien church

A monestary

A palace of industrial

The giant rumble 
Of a planet’s engine
Emitting from beneath
Subterrainean foundations
Set in bedrock

The volume 
Invokes dieties

Glass flowers bloom

Metallic water scrapes the river bed

The coral trees cast shadows

Hundreds of paper monks
Journey across the empyrean landscape
In red serpentine ribbons
Chanting in the lower registers
Reaching the tops of mountains
Surrounded by tumescent galaxies

There they sit on wursted blankets
Meditating
Until they catch fire

Their shaved heads
Candle wicks
Flaming out
In the wind





Tuesday, September 30, 2014

GRAVITRON



1989

Wildwood, New Jersey

We were crushed up 
Against the padded wall
By centrifugal force
Inside the GRAVITRON

The stoner operator
In the center
Turned up the heavy metal music
Louder
Then proceeded 
To climb up and stand
On the railing
Leaning back
Into the physicality
Of gravity
Balancing on top of the rail
With just his two feet
Spinning around
Directly in front of us

And

Then

He started banging his head
And playing metal air guitar
With the noise

Ensuring 
A ride worth the ticket price

The best on the boardwalk

Until
With the stealth of a squirrel
He climbed down 
From the mayhem
And got on the mic
Telling us over Twisted Sister

To please wait for the ride
To come to a complete stop

Monday, September 29, 2014

September 29th, 2014



The last crickets of summer
Are
Chittering
Like the
Grand Mal
Epileptic sparks
Of current
Seething 
Through
High voltage
Utility tension wires
Hunting 
For a refractor
A half a continent away

A wide Seppukku song
Stretched out

Listen

Aeolian Sonata No. 32 In All Notes (Major & Minor) K. 454 April 1784



A Jesuit Priest
And scholar

A man researched in
Geography, Astronomy, Mathematics
Language, Medicine and Music

Athanasius Kircher

A German

Invented the Aeolian Harp
In 1650

The instrument already being a Greek myth
At the time

It was a 5’ long box zither
With a dozen or so gut strings
Of different diameter
Tensioned to the same unison pitch

It became a household item

People put them in their windows
And the wind would play them

The rhythmic collapse would make 
The strings choir

A string
One Two-Hundredth of a foot
In diameter
Could sound the note ‘A’
From a woman’s mid-voice range

A strange melange of sound
Floated above
Fundamental unison drone

Nature’s dissonant overtones
Carried by the wind 
For 182 years

Over olive trees
And lemon groves

Across Mediterannean
Sea shells

The stormy Atlantic Ocean

Slowly ebbing
Into 1966

To the sands of 
Coney Island

Mixing with the smells of
Pretzels
Hot dogs
And New York City pizza

Bubbling with the 
Heroin in a spoon

The Reprodhone chords leading into
The Velvet Underground’s
‘Waiting For The Man’

I’m sure 
By god

That’s how
Lou Reed
Came up with that song