Friday, August 28, 2015

Good Luck



“Awwwwwww...What a cute dog!”
She exclaimed.

“What kind is he?”

“A Chinese Nazi!”
He replied.

“He’s  smart as hell too...”

“Do you want some good luck?”
He asked her.

“What?...”

“Do you want some good luck?”
He asked her again.

He picked up the small dog
Pulling it into his abdomen
And with his other free hand
He secured
The Chinese Nazi’s 
Small black balls
Between his fingers.

“Go ahead! Rub his balls! They’re good luck!”

“Eeeeewwwwww!!!...”
She said.

“Go ahead. He doesn’t mind.”
He assured her.

“Look how smooth and shiny they are!”
He moved them closer to her.

The mid-day sun reflected 
Off of tight dark grapes.

“Go on.”
I told her.

“It’s no big deal.”

“Noooooooo!!!” 
She said adamantly.

Good romances
Winning lottery tickets
Financial success
Unblemished skin
Fame
Recognition
Health
World travel...

All took wing.

“Hell...I’ll do it!”
I said.

I rubbed the talismans.

At 51 years of age
I’m not one to let
Good luck
Purposely
Elude me.

Truth be told
I could use it more than ever.

I finished
And took my hand away.

The man was right.

The dog didn’t mind at all.


Thursday, August 20, 2015

Cicadas (Okanagana Rimosa)



Mid-August
I’m awoken 
To the noise of the annual cicadas
In the morning
Through open 
Screened windows.

Louder than the birds were 
Announcing 
The arrival of spring.

These developed adult wings
Of once silent larval insects
Sing emphatically 
Of the approaching
End of summer.

Their chorus is purposeful 
And tireless
Like the feedback
Distortion
From Hendrix’s guitar
On an overdriven amp
Invoking transition.

Cicada tymbals
High in the trees 
Encourage me
With their electric drone
To sleep longer.

Promising me everything
Is the way I left it
When I fell asleep 
Last night
To gentle rain
And Chet Baker crooning
Almost Blue
From the other side
Of summer.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Banana Seat



We all had Schwinn’s
Back then.

It was the choice bike
And if you didn’t have one
You just weren’t in.

Some were cooler than others.

Some had wide flat back tires.
Some had shifters
Or steering wheel handle bars.

There was an array of 1970’s colors.

But your own 
Was the coolest
And we’d still talk shit about it.

Mine was metallic green.

I had a silver flecked
Sparkling vinyl banana seat
With chrome sissy bars.

I attached playing cards to the spokes
With clothespins
And sounded
Almost
Like Evil Knevil
As I pedaled
At high speed
Towards a homemade repurposed plywood ramp...

Younger prospects
To our group
Involuntarily lay below
In a line
Shaking nervously
Pissing their jeans.

Morgue rule.

Just past the ramp
As I flew over them
Not knowing what would happen
If I didn’t make it.

My bike was metallic green
With a sparkling silver vinyl banana seat.

It had to be pedaled.

In my mind
I made it over 
The Grand Canyon
To fanfare
With each jump
I made.

Engines roaring
From playing cards
Held to metal spokes
With wooden clothespins.

Black ribbons of fresh tire rubber
Peeling for ten feet 
Or more
Across suburban tarmac
Hot from the sun.



2015 Perseid Meteor Shower



I had just arrived back
At home
At 1:00 in the morning
Fully prepared
To watch 
The annual passing
Of archaic meteor fragments
Flare across the night sky.

Some only the size of sand.

First discovered 
In 36 AD.

Tonight 
Would be prime viewing
For there was
No moonlight.

But I just came from a reading
And I’m drunk.

Drunk from words.

Drunk from high proof moonshine.

Drunk from people speaking words
About being drunk.

Drunk.

A man got dressed up
As an elderly woman
And read a recipe 
About
How to bake
A ‘Heavenly Angel Food Cake With A Sinful Cherry Center’.

It was hedonistic
As far as recipes go.

Another writer
Read a story 
About criminal activities 
That took place in a quarry.

It involved bulldozers
And teenage invincibility...
Bad decisions and cigarettes...
Adreneline
And mishaps.

It was very real to me.

I listened on the edge of my seat
And it brought me back 
To my childhood.

A handsome
Well-worn man
Read a poem
About 300 lesbians.

I listened to a proud poet
Talk about his son
Who chased his dream
Since he was six years old
About becoming
An aviator.

I am too drunk from all of this
To stay up now
In hopes
That I’ll see some far off trails
Of the annual fly-by’s and waves
Of Perseids.

They don’t give a shit about me!

They never have.

They have have not given a shit about me
Since 36 AD.

That itself is astonishing.

It might’ve been the perfect night to check them out...
Again.

I’ll try to wake up at five
In the morning.

Astronomists concur
That it should be optimal viewing
Barring cloud cover.

But words from fellow journeymen
Were my meteors
Tonight.

Burning through 
The black sky
On fire.

Infernos
Each one.

Moonshine
Was only
A plus.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Landscape Painter



His brush painted colors
Back onto dead lobsters
And fish
Aviary
And fauna

The dry brittle branches
That no longer bent
To the wind

The world had become
Brown and grey

Gone of pigment

One day

A day he feared 
More than his own death

He would squeeze 
The last paint
From all of his tubes

Remiss
That he could never
Return the color
To the absent leaf of a tree

Or reach 
The blue on the tip of his brush
To touch
The sky

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Route 35 (Passenger Seat)



Route 35 is crowded ugly

With heat
Tire stores
Used car dealerships
Liquor outlets
Vacancies
Pool and marine supply
Sleazy hotels and motor lodges
Hard luck
Strip clubs
Psychic readers
Legion halls
Bait and tackle
Abandoned buildings
Body shops and collision repair
Shady places of worship
Trailer parks
Lost dreams
Dirty dilapidated houses
Pressed up against 
This dirty highway

It seems that every car that passes by
The occupants are chain smokers
And drinking Big Gulps

It smells of grease
In 90+ degree heat
And at certain overpasses
Low tide

We pass billboards
Advertising 
Personal injury lawyers
Bankruptcy and divorces
For $180

The fastest route
To paradise

Toll free

Just stoplight
After stoplight

This
The penance to be paid
To get to sand
And cool water

Just get me to the beach

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Blue Moon (Full Moon) (2:30 AM)



I am not a scientist
Or whatever

Nor an astrologist

But I’m in my backyard
Cloaked in mineral blue light
Looking through my telescopes
At the full moon
This last night of July
First morning of August

And I can see 
Where the heavy debris
Of a cow 
Trying to jump
Over the moon
Just didn’t make it

Falling short

Creating the
Tycho Crater

Spreading schrapnel
For hundreds of miles

As the impact 
Of solid calcium
Bovine bones
Skull
And thick scarred flesh
Battered lunar bedrock

Fashioning
Mountains 
Furrows
Canyons
Gorges
And dry empty oceans

Radiating
From Ground Zero
Like vericose veins

While
I may not be
Galilei
Kepler
Ptolemy
Or Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi

It’s right there
In the blue lenses
Of telescopes

I am also reminded
How good the first
Ripe peaches
Of summer taste
As I rotate the fruit
On it’s axis
Exposing the nut of the pit

The core

Syrup pouring down my chin

Throwing the center
Deep into the blue night

The earth never trembling
From it’s impact