Tuesday, July 15, 2014

The Godamn Hummingbird Feeder




Posted to FuckBook on July 15, 2014:

Feeling Happy:

On an emotional and joyful note
After putting out a godamn hummingbird feeder 
Three frikkin months ago
And not seeing one little fucker in all of that time

I was so blessed to see our first cute
Charming little guy today

I hope the tiny bastard comes back

I'm not doing all of this work for nothing

IE:  Work = Adding sugar to boiling water

You little shits

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Disappointment




The moment
I step into the shower
And have to wash her
Off of me
Before
I go to work.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

The One Thing



She does this thing
When after she’s showered
And shaved all of her lady parts
But before she asks me
To rub moisturizing lotion into her back

She does this thing
Where she puts a single curler
At the front of her hair
And rolls up her bangs

The curler just hangs there

And while she waits
For her hair to set like that
She stands in front of the windows
Full of morning sun 
And bird chatter
Rubbing lotion into the rest of her body

Then she puts on a sexy bra
And panties
Her silhouette slightly filtered
Through sleepy-blurred eyes
Against 
The backdrop of goldleaf light

I watch the same scene
Every morning
As she gets ready for work

I finally roll over
Frustrated
And drift back off
Digging the fact that she leaves before me

All of that 
Not to be wasted

She does this thing
Before she walks out the door
And I hear the chime
Of her car as she hits the unlock button
On her keys
And she goes out
Into the rest 
Of the world