Well...
I think I had
The WORST sex
I’ve ever had
Last night.
I mean...
Look...
Why even bother?
If you’re that boring
Why not just turn on the TV
Or listen to Justin Bieber.
This morning
She brought coffee
Into bed
And proceeded to ask
Dull questions
Like
“Where’s the strangest place you’ve had sex?”
Really?
I rattled off a long list of places
Others might find strange.
But
What I REALLY wanted to reply
Was
“The strangest place I’ve ever had sex was here in YOUR bed!”
Now that I look back
And think about it
The coffee wasn’t that hot either.
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