10” Latex Whip

As I pulled up to the store 

Where she was working

I saw her dragging the 

Clothed mannequins up the steps

To take them inside.

“You better not be closing!”

I shouted out of the driver’s side window.

“I’ll be right back after I find a parking spot.”

I eased into the nearest empty meter

Not even throwing in a quarter

And walked back.

“I decided to take it.”

I told her

As she was pulling the next-to-last

Mannequin inside.

This one was wearing 

An intricate patterned see-thru airline stewardess dress

With a nice felt collar 

With buckles and anchors.

“I actually think my girl will dig it.”

“I was looking for leather, and this is a little light, but it’s nice...try something different.”

“Did you put it back?”

I asked.

“No. It’s still here on the counter.”

“Good! Then I’ll take it!”

“That’ll be $13.09.”

I gave her my card.

“Credit or debit?”

She was stunning to look at.

Thin, sculpted face

Nice breasts, glasses...

“Debit’s fine.”

I replied.

“Your glasses are crooked,”

I said

“But don’t fix them cuz they look sexy.”

She proceeded to tell me 

That she just recently got in an accident

And her glasses got messed up

And she needed to get them fixed.

“Don’t.”

“Don’t get those ones fixed. Cuz they look sexy on you like that.”

She asked me if I needed a bag.

I told her

“No.”

And walked out of there with a present 

For my girl

In my hand

For all to see.