Boko Haram (Bring Back Our Girls)

There you go again Richard...

Just because

Someone bastardizes a religion

It doesn’t mean you can call bullshit

On the whole religion.

For example...

An asshole who is a follower of Islam

Is an asshole.

Not an Islamic asshole.

Painting the world 

With a wide brush

Is dangerous.

We have Christians that would go off the deep end

And we have Jewish people that would do the same.

Now...

As for the girls who got kidnapped...

Well if I were President of the good ol’ USA

I would personally invade the country

And rescue the oil...

I mean diamonds...

I mean girls...