Black Market Razors

I just found my razors
At a flea market
For half the price.

I always feel like I’m bending over
And taking it in a big way
When I’m at the drug store
Or supermarket
Forking over $28.00
For eight razors
But they’re the only ones
That work.

But
I’m elated to find
The same replacement blades
Amongst the Louis Wonton bags.

I don’t care if they are stolen
Fallen off the back of a truck
Counterfeits
(As long as they work)
Or made by
Third World lepers.

I only see
Great value
In cutting myself
And making myself bleed
For a fraction of the retail price.