“Friends!”
“She lives!”
“Alive on the inside you will witness the beautiful head of a woman born to the body
of a spider.”
“Men feared her and it took them three years to capture her in the jungles of Sumatra!”
“Several parties never to return...feared to have been devoured by the Magnificent
Spidora!”
“She’s a sight you’ll not soon forget and she’s inside once you pay your admission.”
“Alive on a web of her own making.”
“The show starts in just a few minutes folks!”
“For the first time on these shores...the Spectacular Spidora!”
“Once inside...please stand behind the barricade. It is for your protection!”
“You do not want to chance an encounter with her venomous bite! No matter how charming
she might appear...and so it goes with most women...but please take my advice and
stand behind the barricade!”
“Please avoid a call to your wife, the hospital, the morgue.”
“Though, if you are a returning customer, you may already know of her fondness of French
silk stockings. If you brought with you four matching pairs of these expensive articles of
lingerie to fit her eight legs...I can grant you free admission...and you, at your your own
risk and will, may present them to her. Just sign the forms at the entrance to the tent.”
“Folks! The Amazing Spidora can be yours to witness for a modest fee in just a few
moments!”
“Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!”
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