Yodeling

I used to pay this whore

Over on 25th Street

To tie me up and yodel

Up my asshole.

She was 

Apprehensive at first,

But when she found out

That I would pay her cash

If she would take the yodeling thing

Seriously,

She got on board.

She actually got pretty good at it.

I think she actually studied.

Eventually

I became very dependent on her.

I failed to achieve an orgasm

Any other way.

She sensed my dependency

And told me that it was getting 

Way too serious for her

Even though she was making bank.

She actually 

Told me that

She didn’t think 

I would take things

So far.

I’ve tried everything since then.

Recordings,

Concerts,

Yodeling talent shows...

I fear I’m doomed.

I still ring her bell when I walk past her building.

Hoping.

But she won’t let me in.