If it’s yellow
Let it mellow
If you piss on the rim
Or seat
And don’t wipe it up
If you come in with
An illegal handgun
If you’re looking
For an unwarranted 3-way
If you’re looking through
Our medicine cabinet
Or dresser drawers
If you can’t carry in/carry out
Or if you litter whatsoever
If you’ve voted for any
Of the Bush’s
If it involves a traceable bullet
Police
Or the Feds
I’m done with them
If you’re on the sexual predators list
I don’t care how punk rock you are
But if you don’t like Nina Simone
If you don’t think
A man can love another man
Or a woman
Can love another woman
If you think that it is weird
That a guy
Can wear pink
And look really good
If you’re a trophy hunter
And kill living things
Just for the thrill
If you shop at Walmart
Wear a Rolex
Post pictures of your cock
On social websites
Have no conscience of global warming
If you color between the lines
Or don’t color at all
If you wear pajama pants
In public
Scratch that
Because you wouldn’t be
Even allowed in my house
If you can’t dance
To fucking James Brown
If you’re a pathological liar
If you’re willing to throw somebody else
Under the bus
To save your ass
If you shoot fireworks
Off of the top
Of your head
Like an idiot
Or post non compos mentis selfies
Your dinner
Is drive-through
You’ve never been to a library
You sweat asshole-ishness
If it’s red, yellow, blue
Orange, green
Purple or brown
Flush it down and
Get out of town!!!
Get out of town!!!
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