PoetryTrix.com






The video starts
With some slick
Overly produced
Commercial Metal guitar
To induce fake excitment.

Some
Generic looking
Twenty something guy
Comes on.
He wants to look like he just came
Out of the shop
With his spiked dark hair
Goatee and chiseled sideburns.
He’s got some very safe, common
Tribal tattoos up and down his arms
That only he thinks are cool.
He’s a wannabee
A manequin.
There is no grease under his fingernails
There is no sincerity, no spirit.
He probably wouldn’t even spit on the sidewalk.

And so
Sitting solo on a stool
With rolled up sleeves
With a plain black curtain
As a backdrop
He speaks...

“Hey everybody! Welcome to PoetryTrix.com online poetry lessons. Looks like you
were checkin’ out some poetry tabs and clicked on our ad lookin’ for a little help with your
writing! Thank you.”

“Words are awsome! One of the greatest inventions in history...but weak words can
cause a lot of frustration if you don’t have enough of a background for it.”

“There are shortcuts you could take if you have a solid foundation. Then you can write
poetry with even the shoddiest of words. That’s why people come over here to
PoetryTrix.com.”

“Our video poetry lessons give you the background you need to quickly nail down even
the sketchiest poem on earth. You see...PoetryTrix.com has a team of M.I.’s in literature
instruction that have created a totally gnarley system to teach you how to write poems!”


“These are professionals who spent over two years literally recording thousands of videos
and this is the important part...all of the videos are interlinked step by step so that each video builds on what you learned before...you can be on here hours at a time!”

“When you’re watching the video, you just click on the ‘Next’ button and it will teach you the
next thing that you need to know even if you’re just starting out on how to hold a pencil or
pen, all the way up to where you’ll be shredding like the Masters.”

“It’s fun and frustration free and we’re hugely proud of it.”

“There’s a thirty day money back guarantee so there is no risk to you.”

“Go ahead and sign up and we’ll show you what we’ve got over here at PoetryTrix.com!”

Enter
Slick
Overly produced
Commercial Metal guitar
To induce fake excitment
To fade.