The Bird
I caught another bird today
In my kitchen.
I leave my back door open
For my dogs
So that they can be dogs
And go out and lay in the sun
In the garden
And shit and piss
And bark at other dogs
When I am not at home.
And now I am trying to catch
This Motherfucker of a bird
That is flying repeatedly against the window
When the door is only two feet away.
I have a towel in hand
To try and grab this bird
To try and humanely
Let him out to freedom.
But he is fucking up my kitchen.
He’s knocking shit over and breaking things up!
There is glass broken from bottles
He has knocked over
And there are feathers everywhere.
My cat is here
Centered on eating this bird.
It’s a Maine Coon cat
And this cat eats EVERYTHING.
We’re talking that this cat captures squirrels
And eats everything but the paws and tail.
So I am fighting this hungry, possessed cat
And this bird that cannot realize that freedom
Is only two feet away.
And time is going by.
I need to get to work.
I’m getting pissed off
Cause I don’t want to kill the thing.
I need a little cooperation here!
I eventually get the bird
In the towel
And I set him free
Out of the door
Two feet away.
The cat is pissed.
I am pissed.
There are feathers everywhere
And I am sure the bird
Is pissed about that.
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