Shoe Porn

You tell me

How you were

Up late last night

Looking at shoes

On the Internet

When you should’ve been sleeping.

I can see you now

Trolling shoe after shoe

Pair after pair

Zooming in on potential suitors

To those lovely feet

Of yours.

I’m sure that some of them

Got you excited

Made you squirm

Got your juices flowing.

But I know you a little bit

And there are too many choices

For a personality

Like yours

That you actually could

Be up all night

Looking for that perfect shoe.

I have a picture in my mind

Of you lying in your bed

Warm under blankets.

The glow of the internet

Reflecting in your eyes

As they widen

With excitement

On a new pair.

You smile and lick your lips.

And if...

You found

A pair of shoes

That you wanted

To actually buy...

Bleary eyed...

Tired...

Wasted...

Spent.

I’m sure

You would troll on

Looking for the best

Prices

Possible

Adding to your

Excitement.